My first problem was that blogger wasn't exactly functioning correctly.
It wasn't SO serious. Just everything appeared in french and I couldn't read anything. I figured that it was fine as long as I could read other people's blogs, because, after all, other people typed in ENGLISH, and I don't think Blogger translates things.
Meh, it was fine, but, suddenly, I noticed the thingamajig in the top left corner.
And so I hunted for the switcher-back-to-english-magic-button, which was hard because all the text was in french. But then I found the magic drop-down box.
So I scrolled down to the "E" Section, and couldn't find English. Then I realized all the "Langue" names were in french. And, I can safely say the English-Spanish translator was no help.
(Click to view full-size, as resizing this image would make all the words go away)
I decided to find some other way, and whaddya know, the "Langue" names were in their home language to the right of the Francais word.
And so, I was able to access my blog :PThree cheers for my stupidity!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip *trips over nothing* OUCH!