My first problem was that blogger wasn't exactly functioning correctly.
It wasn't SO serious. Just everything appeared in french and I couldn't read anything. I figured that it was fine as long as I could read other people's blogs, because, after all, other people typed in ENGLISH, and I don't think Blogger translates things.
Meh, it was fine, but, suddenly, I noticed the thingamajig in the top left corner.
And so I hunted for the switcher-back-to-english-magic-button, which was hard because all the text was in french. But then I found the magic drop-down box.
So I scrolled down to the "E" Section, and couldn't find English. Then I realized all the "Langue" names were in french. And, I can safely say the English-Spanish translator was no help.

(Click to view full-size, as resizing this image would make all the words go away)
I decided to find some other way, and whaddya know, the "Langue" names were in their home language to the right of the Francais word.

Three cheers for my stupidity!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip *trips over nothing* OUCH!